The five stages of music festival FOMO
Denial
$400 for tickets? I’d rather use the money for video games.
Anger
Who do they think they are charging that much? The lineup is probably going to suck. I bet Nickelback will be the headliner.
Bargaining
I’ll just watch the live stream and throw my own festival.
Depression
Standing in a crowded, oppressively hot field while drinking warm wine from a plastic bag defines my identity. Porta-potties are the wellspring of my soul. I can’t believe I’m going to miss this life-changing experience.
Acceptance
Ramen is underrated. I’m selling the Switch. It’s basically a steal at $400. Nickelback rocks!